Friday, February 15, 2008

We need more shirts!

A lot of you have been asking, "Got any CrossFit shirts?". Well, we are gonna run a batch. We want to do something fun, so we are going to leave it to you guys to help select taglines. Some of these we made up, some are from other CrossFit locations.

Pick one of these or send us your own. Winner goes on the shirts and maybe some bumperstickers.

Post your choices here or email us at info@revdefenseandfitness.com


You're not tired, you just think you're tired.
Ain't so bad.
Gym was always my favorite class
There's fit. Then there's CrossFit.
Flat on your back in 20 minutes or less.
Thank you. Come again.
Gym class everyday!
Brutal. In a fun kind of a way.
Ask me about Fran, Mary and Helen.
The cure for the common workout.
:20 is a looong time!
Fran sucks; Angie blows!
Nice Rack.
Namaste Sucka (A CF MINNESOTA FAVORITE!)
It's a GOOD pain!
Burpees, snatches and muscle-ups, OH MY!
3..2..1.. GO..
"It is not all about Jerks and Snatches.. we also have Burpees!"
Push, Pull, Run, Jump, Climb, Lift, Repeat
Uphill In Both Directions
Workout to Exhaustion Collapse in Better Shape
Building Tough Cookies One Batch at a Time
Meet Ya at the Monkey Bars
Dangerous
Do you really wanna know?
Boo!
If you only knew...
Some of the best jerks around!
Take this medicine ball and call me in the morning
Boot camp for your boot camp
Boot cam on crack
Strong like bull.
Crossfit: You Call that Strong??
Crossfit: The Anti-Gym
Crossfit: The Cure for the Common HGH
Crossfit: No, it Doesn't ever get Any Easier
This ain't no 24 hour fitness
Crossfit. The end is near. Be ready.
Come with me if you want to live.
Three rounds for time...
Where the jerks and snatches are.
"Tabata this!"
"What is your limit?"
"Are you fit? Prove it.."
"!"
What's a pec-deck?
"It is not for you, Buttercup!"
"We will Clean, Jerk and Snatch your Ass!"
In Between Purgatory and Hell
No, It Just Feels Like Hell
It's Torture Plain & Simple
Sorry, the Gym Has No Mirrors
This is your grandpa's gym.
Machines? We don't got no stinkin' machines!
Holy sh%t!

Additions
That sucked. I loved it!
Gym class everyday.
Popeye had spinach. I have CrossFit
:20 is a looong time!
Designed by sadists for masochists.
Your inner-athlete wants out!
Ex-slacker
Hard is good.
Creating scarier monsters than Dr. Frankenstein
Phy Ed for grown ups.
Power to the people.
Are you fit?
Some things you just can't fake
What's your time?
What's the WOD?

9 comments:

Peter said...

Take this medicine ball and call me in the morning

Uphill In Both Directions

Sorry, the Gym Has No Mirrors

trackster said...

-fitness for action
-flat on your back in 20 min or less
-Take this medicine ball and call me in the morning
-This ain't no 24 hour fitness

Joshua Hanevik said...

Can I get one that says, Just another douche bag with big arms?

CrossFit Minnesota said...

You can get one that says, if your not CrossFit your just another....

;-)

Chuck said...

Favorites;
-3.2.1.GO!
-Boot camp on crack
-The cure for the common HGH
-No, it doesn't get any easier.
-"It is not for you, Buttercup!"
-Crossfit: No, it Doesn't ever get Any Easier

Other suggestions;
-Like a personal trainer... but with results.
-CrossfitMN: Frozen Kool-Aid
-CrossfitMN: Do it. Live it. Fear it.
-If wasn't hard everyone would do it
-You don't wanna know nancy-boy.

Joshua Hanevik said...

CrossFitMN: Worse than diarrhea, twice as explosive.

BillRod said...

Here is some more that we had to vote on at CF Iowa:

- Look good Naked
- Vomit
- Your Gym Sucks
- Want some, get some, tough enought, take some
- Your workout is my warmup

Lano said...

Namaste Sucka (but with original wording :)

Sorry, no mirrors

Your mom does crossfit

Nick said...

Got WOD?

Run, Jump, Lift, Puke, Repeat

CrossfitMN: It's 10 below, What else ya gonna do?